Square Vault

$SVAULT on BNB Chain. Best experienced with sound.

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Square Vault
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Square Vault

The bank that never lets you withdraw your conviction.

$SVAULT on BNB Chain. Deposits only. Paper hands not accepted at this branch.

Scroll to walk through the bank

Deposits only.

Every coin goes into the pig. Nothing comes out. That's not a bug, that's banking policy.

Vault balance0 $SVAULT
Or tap the pig. It likes that.

Talk to a teller.

Go ahead, ask for your money back. Our tellers are trained professionals in saying no.

Next customer, please.
Withdrawals
DENIED

The ATM is honest.

Try to withdraw and it prints the only currency we keep in stock.

Press the keypad. Every key does the same thing.
> PIN ACCEPTED
> WITHDRAW 100%?
> REQUEST DENIED
> DISPENSING HODL NOTES
HODL
HODL
HODL

The counting room.

Our machines never stop counting. Mostly they count the things we refused to do.

Withdrawals processed0
Paper hands turned away0
Cups of teller coffee0

Loans approved instantly.

Collateral is your diamond hands. Interest is paid in vibes. The term ends when we hit the moon.

Tap the application to get approved again. And again.

Loan application

ApplicantYou, anon
CollateralDiamond hands
Credit scoreBased
TermUntil the moon
Exit planNone
APPROVEDSquare Vault loans desk

Check your hodler score.

Traditional banks check your credit. We check how long you can stare at a red candle without blinking.

Your statement.

Tokenomics, printed fresh. No hidden fees, no fine print. The receipt is the fine print.

SQUARE VAULT
Branch #0001, BNB Chain
Ticker$SVAULT
Total supply1,000,000,000
Buy tax0%
Sell tax0%
LiquidityBurned
ContractRenounced
Withdrawals0
Thank you for banking
with conviction

Security you can see.

Lasers, cameras, and a guard who takes his job far too seriously. Move your mouse, he's watching.

  • Liquidity burned
  • Contract renounced
  • No hidden mint function
  • Zero buy and sell tax

Fully backed by memes.

Every $SVAULT is backed by gold bars of pure, 24-karat community energy. We polish them daily.

Open an account.

  1. Get a walletMetaMask or Trust Wallet, set to BNB Chain.
  2. Load up on BNBBuy it on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
  3. Swap for $SVAULTOn PancakeSwap, paste the contract address from the vault.
  4. Deposit and forgetCongratulations, you are now a bank customer.

Safe deposit boxes.

Our roadmap lives in four boxes. Each one unlocks when the last one fills up. Tap a box to shut it or peek again.

Your conviction is safe here.

The vault is locked. The keys were thrown away. Join the customers who stopped checking the chart.

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$SVAULT is a memecoin with no intrinsic value or expected return. Not a real bank, not financial advice.